Женя Воронюк - биография, образование и работа

программирование, самообразование, компьютерные игры, шахматы - блиц, новые технологии, физика

http://www.lastfm.ru/user/Brunnen-G

Aliens, Терминатор 2, Lexx

Ведьмак, Путеводитель хитч-хайкера по Галактике, Дюна, Властелин Колец, Час быка, Трудно быть богом, Сезон туманов, Бесы, Братья Карамазовы

Diablo 2, StarCraft 1/2, Syberia, Ведьмак, Шахматы, Дарц, Linux :), Phun, Braid, Plants vs Zombies, Hammerfight, Portal, To The Moon, Path of Exile, Skyrim, Hearthstone, warlight.net

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final. Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick. Chuck Norris’ java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun’s labs killing 37 people. When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris’ deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time. Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER! Chuck Norris doesn’t write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the progam he wants. Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it. If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die. Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and “protected by Chuck Norris”, don’t try to access a field with this last modifier!! Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies. When a CPU load a Chuck Norris class file, it doubles the speed. JVM never throws exceptions to Chuck Norris, not anymore. 753 killed Sun engineers is enough.

Люблю справедливость. Стараюсь хорошо выполнять свою работу. Малообщителен. Почти никогда не бросаю какое то дело сделанным на половину. Труднее всего в жизни лечь пораньше и хорошо выспаться.